Cocaine Jesus, JESUS!

Two weeks ago Federal agents on the Texas/Mexican boarder seized a statue of Jesus made out of cocaine paste, dubbed Cocaine Jesus. Cocaine Jesus was being smuggled across the boarder by a Mexican national who said she was paid $80 to bring the statue into Texas and deliver it to him at a Laredo bus station. 61 year old Bernardino Garcia-Cordova has identified Cocaine Jesus to be his, and stated he was smuggling it into the country to give it to a man known only as "La Arana," or The Spider who resides in Dallas. The estimated street value of Cocaine Jesus, $30,000. The women defiantly got ripped off.